nut butter... an ode.

oh peanut wonder, i wonder why i love to eat you out of the jar?

could it be that you have 100 calories, and that you are low fat?

YUMMY.

i eat you on PBJ, or in a wrap...

you are delicious you little wonder, you.

straight from the jar, even when you fall in my lap, 

my life is not complete without your "straight from the jar" mis-hap!

naturally more... what can i say? 

you offer me more than any other PB or J.

flax seed, omega-3's, and FIBER oh my!

why oh why do i even try...

to avoid you.

you are heavenly... and compare to no other PB.

naturally nutty... you are so organic.

i eat you and i feel your taste is quite bland-ic.

i like your chunks, but i don't get tempted...

to eat you straight from the jar.

perhaps i should adopt you as my staple peanut butter...

so i don't feel like i have to store you in a cabinet far far away.

blue diamond, blue diamond...

you make my almonds smooth

you add sugar and good ingredients

but it's a unique flavor too

i like your availability,
i can find you almost anywhere...
you are more affordable than some,
but naturally more
beats you there.

jif, jif, jif

i can buy you in bulk at sams

my hubby eats you from the jar

and then complains about his tummy sticking out far

you are smooth and dreamy

but not as good for me

would it kill you to add some nutrition

fiber, omega, flax, just for fun?